I
Thou shalt not steal personality, concept, style, or content from thy neighbor
II
Thou shalt not impose ridiculous rules upon thy affiliate (such as "1-update-a-week" standards, excessive involvement in said affiliates' website)
III
Thou shalt not "follow trends" like "periods.between.menu.links" and "hiatuses"
IV
Thou shalt not resort to chatspeak or succumb to memes (i herd u liek mudkipz, lulz, u, ur)
V
All grammar, spelling, and vocabulary must be, respectively, proper, correct, and extensive
VI
Thou shalt not manipulate or weasel excessive amounts of help or resources out of more experienced webmasters
VII
Aid and encourage thy neighbors and shun them not on lesser abilities
VIII
Assure that all thy content art rated G for younger viewers
IX
Be generous to thy friends and kind to thy fans
X
Thou shalt spread the world of thy 10 Commandments of Webmastering! (well, you don't have to, but why not!?)
